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Indiana Joanna
29 August 1979
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I wear my halo at a jaunty angle.

I live in a treacle well, where I draw all manner of things that begin with "M". I live off of treacle, so I'm sick most of the time. I am a story concocted by a Dormouse.

Or perhaps I am a roving researcher for The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, originally from a planet somewhere in the vicinity of Betelgeuse (and not from Maryland, as she usually claims) who has been stranded on Earth for the last twenty-eight years, is a really hoopy frood, and always knows where her towel is.

Or maybe I'm a 29-year-old cubicle-dweller, former flight attendant, with a BA in History and Sociology, who lived in New Zealand for a time, makes excellent chicken enchiladas, is the co-creator of the greatest worst movie never made, and once wrote a song about herself in French:

Je m'appelle Joanna.
Je suis une belle femme.
Je n'aime pas les haricots verts.
Je n'ai pas des problemes.


It's certainly one of those.

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3monkeys and a hammer, alice in wonderland, alton brown, american history, arturo perez-reverte, astaire and rogers, audrey hepburn, baltimore, battlestar galactica, bill bryson, bloody springfield, books, bookstores, bunac, chess sets, clue, college perk, conures, crimefighting, daffodils, dictionary of imaginary places, discworld, donald e. westlake, dorothy l. sayers, douglas adams, edward gorey, ellicott city, fedoras, ford prefect, future teenage spacevampire detectives, good eats, gregory maguire, harry potter, history, ilyaimy, indiana jones hats, infocom, iron chef, jane austen, jeeves and wooster, kitties, laurie r. king, lemony snicket, lewis carroll, libraries, looking-glass land, lord of the rings, lord peter wimsey, macdeath, mary russell, maryland, mexican food, michael palin, might could, mojitos, monty python, mystery science theatre 3000, narnia, neil gaiman, new zealand, nintendo ds, oklahoma, orange shoes, ponder stibbons, procrastination, project runway, ra the sun god, ray bradbury, raymond luxury-yacht, remember wenn, rivendell, rose rocks, rufus wainwright, satire, scrabble, scrubs, sherlock holmes, simon and garfunkel, sociology, sonic purr, spore, sports night, stubenville inc, sugar quills, terry pratchett, texas, the amazingcat, the federal theatre project, the golux, the great outdoor fight, the mad hatter, the marx brothers, the movie game, the scottish movie, the sims 2, the venture brothers, the x-files, tom mcrae, toyota echo, travel, twin peaks, umbc, wallace & gromit, wanderlust, weasleys, wii, wit, xbox 360

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