I would like to be a pirate. I believe that pirates do not need to go to bed at a reasonable hour, but instead get to stay up all night and carouse. I would like to carouse. Are there any openings on your vessel?
I am not tired. And yet I need to go to bed so that I do not fall asleep at my desk tomorrow. Boo to you. Also, you're boring. So there.
Dear Rohini and Laura,
So far away. Alas.
Dear Terry Pratchett,
I just thought that you should know that I am developing an unnatural fondness for Ponder Stibbons. That's all.
Tell me a story. I'll give you a . . . prize!
p.s. Good night.