Because . . .
Um. Just because. It has a little something to do with The Lord of the Rings and quite a lot to do with the fact that both of us are great big dorks.
Huge.
Just be glad that you weren't here for the discussion in which we decided the punishment for the girl who misread the instructions for Final Jeopardy. We were not kind.
Point is . . . Flicker.
That is all. We now return you to your regularly-scheduled friends list.