Here's something Erica will find interesting. If anyone else does, I will be surprised, but I link to it just in case.
I don't want to go to work tomorrow. The guy who works in the mail room is taking the day off, so I have to do his job. The problem is that I don't know HOW to do his job. He showed me- last Tuesday- but I really don't think that I remember half of it. Bah. Besides, this weekend just wasn't long enough.