Here's how it works:
1. You tell me something interesting, funny, thought-
provoking, or just plain stupid.
2. I respond by telling you which item in my bedroom I would
award to you if I was planning to give away my possesions.
No purchase neccessary. You may enter as many times as you wish. Items awarded are not actually going to change hands. Entertainment purposes only. Not valid in Timbuktoo, Ouagadoogoo, Narnia, or Shangri-La. Prizes will not be fake-awarded until at least late Saturday afternoon. Tax, tags, and freight not included. Member FDIC. Joanna's contest is not an equal-opportunity employer, but only because Joanna has no employees.