The part about the Jan pants was a lie.
I went to Borders today. This is a bad thing for me to be doing, because it's nigh impossible to refrain from buying things. Especially when there is a book for sale there that I've been looking forward to for some time, and that isn't even supposed to be released for another couple of days. And, unlike some people, I don't have the impending visit of the author to my hometown to look forward to.
There were a couple of very badly phrased sentences in the above paragraph. I apologize, but will not go back to fix them. I trust that you will be able to decipher my ramblings well enough. If not . . . I don't know what to tell you. But then, that doesn't matter, because you wouldn't understand.
Anyway. I think I'll stop now before I sprain something.