which I present to you not as an accurate representation of my new haircut or even of myself, but as evidence of the fact that I've been really bored lately. Also that I have a shirt with a glow-in-the-dark bat on it. I like that shirt. It cost me about $5 at Target after I had spilled coffee down the front of whatever shirt I was wearing at the time.
In other news, I finally bought The Salmon of Doubt. I like it very much, and as a result I keep getting sad. I'll read a section that I find particularly good, I'll get very happy for a moment, and then I'll immediately get sad because Douglas Adams won't be writing anything ever again.
The other purchase that I made yesterday was a cheap pair of canvas shoes. I bought them at Safeway. I find this amusing. But they are comfortable and they were cheap, so I guess that I shouldn't worry too much about the fact that I picked them up from a display between the meat section and the guy at the sample table.