I went shopping today and bought two shirts, two belts, two pairs of jeans, one lemonade, and Erica's birthday present. Hoo hah!
I need a second job. Or a hobby. Otherwise, I will either turn into a complete couch couscous, or spend all of my money on stuff I don't need that happen to catch my fancy at the mall.
I really like that Sprint commercial where the guy's wife tells him that she wants go hiking tomorrow, and he thinks that she told him to bring home Charo.
See? I watch too much TV.