Indiana Joanna (khakipants) wrote,
Indiana Joanna
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Cower before my skill

One of my dubious superpowers has long been known- My bottle of beer is probably going to froth up and overflow, but not until I've already been drinking from it for 10 minutes. I don't know what causes it, but apparently I've been using it enough to level up. Because yesterday, I managed to do this with a fountain soda.

Clearly, I have to figure out how I can harness this power for Good.
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