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One of my dubious superpowers has long been known- My bottle of beer is probably going to froth up and overflow, but not until I've already been drinking from it for 10 minutes. I don't know what causes it, but apparently I've been using it enough to level up. Because yesterday, I managed to do this with a fountain soda.

Clearly, I have to figure out how I can harness this power for Good.
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Date:September 12th, 2008 05:34 pm (UTC)
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Date:September 15th, 2008 12:38 am (UTC)
And one day 2 robbers attempt to rob my beloved local pub.

I knew what I had to do.

I engaged the ne'er-do-wells in amusing anecdotes for 10 minutes, after which my powers caused the necessary distraction for a dude that shoots laser from his eyes (but only while people are distracted) to shoot lasers from his eyes and neutralize them.

From that day froth, I was a hero.
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