I have just remembered a recent conversation in which
me: That animal is named after food.
her: I think it's not too unusual for pets to be named after food.
me: I don't think that I've ever named an animal after f. . . oh wait. Marmalade. Never mind.
Here is where I segue to a completely unrelated conversation that I had with my dad yesterday.
me: Did you see the full moon on Tuesday night? It was huge and yellow.
dad: Yup! My watch had four fish on it!
me (laughing): I . . . have no idea what that means.
Turns out that he has a watch with many features, one of which tells you how good the conditions are for night fishing, on a four-fish scale. Four fish is good fishin'. So it does make some sense, although as a response to a question about the moon, I feel that "My watch had four fish on it" is pretty fantastically unexpected.