A suggestion: If, after you leave a message on my work voicemail, you want to mutter something like "Of course she's not going to be there when I need to ask her a question", feel free. But you might want to wait until after you hang up the phone. Also, I'd suggest that you not be surprised that a person is not at her desk during lunchtime. And it would be helpful if you were calling about something related to my department.
Today is lasting forever, in a boring way.