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I went to the parents' house after work yesterday. After telling them all about last week's Week of Suck at the office, I told them about my pizza compulsion. Basically, in the last week and a half, I've eaten pizza for about 50 percent of my meals. It's pretty much all I've wanted to eat, and I'm not sick of it yet. The response? "Well, I guess we'll have to order pizza. Pick out what you want." Go parents.

And hey, at least I'm eating actual food. One coworker's obsession this week is candy corn. She's been eating so much of it that she feels ill.
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From:vees
Date:October 30th, 2007 03:35 pm (UTC)
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Many Halloweens have taught me that the candy corn ill factor hovers somewhere around 11 1/2. Once you're into that 12th one, it's a steep drop to the bottom.
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From:elf_owl
Date:October 30th, 2007 03:41 pm (UTC)
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hehehehehe!! I can picture the candy corn ill factor, translucent and oscillating, hovering around your head.
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From:khakipants
Date:October 30th, 2007 07:31 pm (UTC)
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She's actually been eating candy corn instead of breakfast. She was standing in the office today, just inhaling them. She knows it's gross, but she just can't stop. I guarantee it's more than 11 at a time.
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From:vees
Date:November 1st, 2007 06:30 pm (UTC)
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Our Project Manager just brought in Reese's Peanut Butter Pumpkins.

I'm two in, and I feel indescribably ill.
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From:elf_owl
Date:October 30th, 2007 03:35 pm (UTC)
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hahaha Yay parents!

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From:butnotdavid
Date:October 30th, 2007 03:58 pm (UTC)
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One coworker's obsession this week is candy corn. She's been eating so much of it that she feels ill.

so, she's had about 3?

actually, i love candy corn. it's those sugarpumpkincandycornishthingies that make me stomach want to revolt against me.
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From:mightcould
Date:October 30th, 2007 04:12 pm (UTC)
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Oh, that means more mallocreme pumpkins for me!
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From:butnotdavid
Date:October 30th, 2007 04:26 pm (UTC)
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you can have 'em!

i mean, i'll pop one or two into my mouth, but beyond that...
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From:cacie
Date:October 30th, 2007 04:10 pm (UTC)
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Mmmmm pizza. In my experience, there's no way to eat pizza without being compulsive about it.

Blech candy corn. It's strange that I hate candy corn, but the pastel ones they make for Easter? I could eat them by the bucketful. But seriously, it's a completely different flavor.
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From:elf_owl
Date:October 30th, 2007 06:03 pm (UTC)
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have you tried the CARAMEL ones? I could eat 'em by the handful (which is why I don't have any).
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From:rosewater
Date:October 30th, 2007 07:01 pm (UTC)
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have you tried the CARAMEL ones?

I totally read this as being in reference to pizza. GROSS
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From:elf_owl
Date:October 30th, 2007 07:12 pm (UTC)
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hahahahaha! Yep. Ew.
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From:rosewater
Date:October 30th, 2007 07:17 pm (UTC)
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After those awful, AWFUL Pizza Hut or Domino's or whatever ads with the Oreo pizza, I can't even entertain the notion!
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From:khakipants
Date:October 30th, 2007 07:30 pm (UTC)
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My coworker bought bags of the regular, the caramel, and the caramel apple ones, and mixed them all up in a big plasic pumpkin. She loves the caramel apple ones the best, but I think they're kinda awful. The caramel ones are OK, but my favorite are the orange ones with brown on the bottom. Dunno what to call those.

Really, thanks to this woman, I have put more thought into candy corn than ever before.
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From:mightcould
Date:October 30th, 2007 04:13 pm (UTC)
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I usually eat pizza VERY often (between lunches and dinners). The trick is to mix it up: square deep dish from school, frozen california pizza kitchen BBQ and thai pizzas, spinach and feta pizzas from costco...

the list is endless. If they said pizza was bad for you, I don't know what I'd do.
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