There is a cold. I have it.
On the other hand, I also have a Laura in town, a fantastic new mask from the Ren Fest, and only two days of work this week. I had chicken noodle soup for dinner, watched the Family Guy Star Wars special, and dozed on the Boy's lap. I have just downed a glass of Alka-Seltzer Nighttime Cold, and will very soon be going to bed. I'll live.