Indiana Joanna (khakipants) wrote,
Indiana Joanna
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Stomp Stomp Grawr

There's this tiny young woman who works in our Accounting department. Cute as a button. Petite. Whenever I pass her in the hall or we are both at the sink at the same time- any time we're the only two people in the area for comparison- I feel positively gargantuan. Like Godzilla in cute shoes. It's crazy, because I'm sorta tall, but I'm not that tall.

In other news, Sunburny McBack is finally feeling somewhat better. It still hurts while I towel off after a shower, but I can stand under the water without pain, and my clothes barely hurt me at all. The redness is fading around the edges, too. Time to go out and do some sunbathing?

No. That was a joke. I'm not that stupid.
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