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High fructose corn syrup appears before juice on the ingredient list of my Tropicana cranberry juice beverage. They should call it the Tropicana High Fructose Corn Syrup Beverage With Cranberry Flavor.

But the little bottles in the board room were not refrigerated, and I figured that cranberry would taste better warm than orange would. And hey, I'm eating fruit too.

I like it when breakfast meetings get canceled at the last minute. Fruit, juice beverages, and pastries for all! All who get early word that there's free food in the board room, anyway.

Less cool is removing staples from giant packets of papers. I need to get at the forms, but sometimes those staples don't want to come out, and that occasionally leads to blood. Yow.
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Date:September 22nd, 2006 04:02 pm (UTC)
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Date:September 22nd, 2006 04:02 pm (UTC)
Silly girl... don't you know High Fructose Corn Syrup is the new Food?

Hooray for the Pastry Fairy... we weren't a big enough company to have catered meetings, but our print rep used to bring fresh krispy kremes every other visit or so... consequently, he was much adored. (and the little frosted wings looked DARLING on him...)
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