Today is my Mother's birthday. Happy birthday, Mommy! Thanks for gettin' born, so that later I would be able to do the same.
The sweater that I am wearing today is very soft. It is also, relatedly, leaving fuzz on everything I touch. There is a black cardigan hanging on the back of my chair . . . well, it used to be black, anyway. Currently, it looks like it has been used for several years as a bed for a family of bluish-purple cats that are prone to shedding. Turns out the sweater is partially angora. Didn't realize that when I bought it, somehow. Perhaps I should have said "blueish-purple bunnies". Hmm, I wonder if Erica would be allergic to my sweater! Probably not, unless it was being worn by a rabbit. Or a labrador retriever.
That would be pretty funny.