Everyone else is doing it, why can't I? . . .
Why would I tell Santa about any of these? Aside from the tire one.
Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In March I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In February I gave Overall, I've been naughty (-853 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich! Sincerely, |
I'm surprised that I only deserve a moldy sandwich! At least I've demonstrated that I'm a loyal friend. And a surprisingly tolerant girlfriend.