Indiana Joanna (khakipants) wrote,
Indiana Joanna
khakipants

because lupschada said . . .

khakipants aime:
- soap that smells like almonds
- eating lunch alone outside
- the melted cheese stuck to the bottom of the pizza box
- hand massages

khakipants n'aime pas:
- the feeling of a rough dry hand touching a dry paper towel
- motion-sensored animatronic things, especially if they sing
- one blocked nostril
- tv shows in which the curly-haired glasses-wearing girl is noticed only when she straightens her hair and puts in contacts
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