Indiana Joanna (khakipants) wrote,
Indiana Joanna

sample bios for the program of the upcoming play in which I am to play the part of "Panic"

Joanna's first and highest-profile role to date was that of the Innkeeper's Daughter in her second grade Christmas play. 19 years later, she is looking forward to her triumphant return to the stage.

Joanna once received a round of applause for placing a telephone on a bookshelf during intermission.

After originating the role of Inspector Javert in the London production of Les Miserables, Joanna spent several years alternating between performing daring escapes in a traveling circus and working on an assembly line in a Canadian rocking horse factory. Her move to Maryland and her involvement in this production were facilitated by the dire warning of a mysterious gypsy, who said that doom awaited one who refused to scream behind a couch.

The assassination of Joanna in 1914 shook the world and served as a catalyst for the beginning of World War I.

Joanna is 70% water.

Joanna believes that we have nothing to fear but fear itself. And sharks. And the monster in the closet. And buttons.

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