Indiana Joanna (khakipants) wrote,
Indiana Joanna
khakipants

Silver Lining, or EXTREME "at least you've got your health"

I may have another hour left at work, but at least I'm not the antichrist!

Maybe there's nothing interesting in the fridge, but the earth isn't hurtling into the sun!

I have a lot of homework this weekend, but I'm not being ripped apart by sharks!

I've been shot in the chest, but at least the world is not covered in gasoline and on fire!

I've run out of clean socks, but at least I'm not imprisoned by a mad scientist intent on using me for his evil experiments!
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