Indiana Joanna (khakipants) wrote,
Indiana Joanna


Dear Nestle Toll House Rich Brownie Candy Bars,
Your name is extremely long, but very descriptive. I admit I enjoyed your Chocolate Chip Cookie brethren, despite their somewhat dense consistency, but you- you are remarkable. So very rich, and with a layer of caramel? All coated in chocolate? Why on earth did I buy a whole bag of you? You will probably last very few days, and upon reaching the bottom of the bag I will be filled with guilt. Guilt and longing. Longing for more chocolately goodness. Damn you.

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