Indiana Joanna (khakipants) wrote,
Indiana Joanna
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"Help me! I'm stupid."

Last night I found a message in a bottle. The message was a plea for assistance, coupled with an admittance of weakness, but with no indication of how help could be administered. It was written with my pen on a yahtzee scorecard taken from my belongings, and in a bottle from which I had been drinking mere minutes before. It was sitting an inch from my knee. A casual observer with access to all of that information would probably reach the conclusion that I had written the message myself. The casual observer would be wrong. I suspect psychephage- for numerous reasons, not least of which is that I saw him put the whole thing together. I am a brilliant detective.
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