Hey! It's snowing! I have a giant window directly behind me! And yet people who walk through the lobby frequently inform me of the weather conditions!
Mainly I laugh at them.
So far it has been an extremely sarcastic day for me. I need to make sure that I'm good and only act that way with people I am sure can take it.
But I now have the exciting ability to order office supplies on-line. My first act as holder of this power was to order lightbulbs and staples and napkins. It was really far more exciting than it ought to have been.