Indiana Joanna (khakipants) wrote,
Indiana Joanna

let's make a deal

Zach told me that he only expects to live until he is forty or so. Because, in his own words, he "lives too fast and hard". So we made a deal. When he turns 40, I'll get him a place on a spaceship to Mars, so that he can be the first man to die on Mars, and go out in a blaze of glory. In return, he will plant a flag on the planet claiming it in my name. He gets glory. I get Mars.

I have no idea why I got the assignment of Zach's space travel manager, nor how I'm expected to arrange this adventure. But hey, I get Mars. Go me.

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