April 6th, 2002


(no subject)

And she transforms from uniformed flight attendant to comfortably-clothed homebody faster than you can say "Ladies and gentlemen, in compliance with Federal Aviation Regulations, the aircraft cannot be moved from the gate until all carry-on luggage have been properly stowed underneath the seat in front of you or in an overhead bin. All tray tables and seat backs must be in their full upright and locked positions, and all seatbelts must be fastened."