About a week ago, a delivery guy left behind his (unopened) can of caffeine-free Diet Coke. He was filling in for someone else, so the same guy hasn't been back. I'm pretty certain that the can is mine now. But . . . why would I be drinking this if it lacks both sugar and caffeine? No thanks. So it shall continue to sit here, I suppose, until some thirsty person comes along that I deem worthy.
Lordy, I'm dull.