Home again. Had a good time with the Oklahoma relatives. I honestly believe that we spent the entire week eating. They feed you well in those parts.
And for all of you whose experience of our family is limited to me and/or wowbagger, with perhaps selected interaction with the parentals, I believe that a lot could be explained by spending even just a few minutes with my dad and his brothers in the same room. Scary.
I need to leave in a few minutes to pick up a tiny furry bitey hamster-thing from afterknowledge, so more to come later.