Indiana Joanna (khakipants) wrote,
Indiana Joanna
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OK, I'll do it . . .

But only because it helps in the whole "put-off-sending-out-resumes" thing.



Most of these are fairly awful.

1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME:
(First pet / Street you live on)
Cleo Wheatfield

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME:
(Name of your favorite snack food / Grandfather's first name):
Gelato Ralph . . . ToffeePops Floyd . . . (Yeah, not so good)

3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME:
(First word you see on your left / Favorite restaurant):
Harry Crackerbarrel? Oh, my.

4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS:
(Favorite Spice / Last Foreign Vacation Spot):
Oregano Waiheke

5. SOCIALITE ALIAS:
(Silliest Childhood Nickname / Town Where You First Partied):
Jo-Jo Baltimore

6. "FLY Boy" ALIAS (a la J. Lo):
(First Initial / First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name):
J. Smi

7. ICON ALIAS:
(Something Sweet Within Sight / Any Liquid in Your Kitchen):
TootsieRoll Vinegar

8. DETECTIVE ALIAS:
(Favorite Baby Animal / Where You Went to High School):
Kitty Seton-Keough)

9. BARFLY ALIAS:
(Last Snack Food You Ate / Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink):
Cashew Margerita

10. SOAP OPERA ALIAS:
(Middle Name / Street Where You First Lived):
Christine Charing-Cross

11. ROCK STAR ALIAS:
(Favorite Candy / Last Name Of Favorite Musician):
Almond Joy Wainwright? . . . sure, why not.


What I want to know is- what sort of fashion am I designing?
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