I'm sorry you feel "blicky". If it makes you feel any better, you should know that I have a present for you. You will like it.
Ok, ok, I get the point. Grey and damp. Why don't you move onto something new now?
I don't know how you made the woodchips look like that, but it's done a good job of convincing me to clean your tank out. This afternoon you shall have a healthier hamster home.
If anyone feels that they would like to give me a lot of money, I would not say no. In fact, I encourage it.
Dear chips and salsa verde,
Watch out, I'm coming to get you!