I think it's Oh-So-Cool!
It's orange (originially red)!
It's rusty and o-old!
It cost me thirty dollars!
Now I can go to work in the morning!
When I get paid, I'm going to buy stickers to decorate it and some of those beads that you put on spokes to make it go clickety-clack while I'm riding down the street!
Whee!