Indiana Joanna (khakipants) wrote,
Indiana Joanna
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Mary, Mary of recalcitrant demeanor
Kindly reveal your eclectic agricultural schema . . .


So I just spent $19.95 that I shouldn't have. But then again, I absolutely should have, because it's the kind of book that makes me laugh in the store, but if I don't have it to keep forever, I will forget it even exists. And I want to read all of the 100 Pretensious Nursery Rhymes.

'Mary had a callow sheep
With pellicule of niveous hue;
Ubiquitous though Mary was
It was inured to pursue.
'

----

' A diminutive arachnid a
conduit surmounted;
After much precipitation the
spider dismounted.
The sun's luminescence caused
substatial desiccation;
The intrepid creature achieved
its aspiration.
'

----

'An omnivorous mammal of the
family Ursidae,
Fuzzy Wuzzy was its moniker.
Fuzzy Wuzzy was as bald as a coot,
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't hirstute.
Was he?
'


Ok. That's enough for now.
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