amusedKindly reveal your eclectic agricultural schema . . .
So I just spent $19.95 that I shouldn't have. But then again, I absolutely should have, because it's the kind of book that makes me laugh in the store, but if I don't have it to keep forever, I will forget it even exists. And I want to read all of the 100 Pretensious Nursery Rhymes.
'Mary had a callow sheep
With pellicule of niveous hue;
Ubiquitous though Mary was
It was inured to pursue.'
----
' A diminutive arachnid a
conduit surmounted;
After much precipitation the
spider dismounted.
The sun's luminescence caused
substatial desiccation;
The intrepid creature achieved
its aspiration.'
----
'An omnivorous mammal of the
family Ursidae,
Fuzzy Wuzzy was its moniker.
Fuzzy Wuzzy was as bald as a coot,
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't hirstute.
Was he?'
Ok. That's enough for now.
