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If I wasn't lazy, I'd be eating popcorn right now. But I'm in my bedroom, and the popcorn is downstairs, and it's not even the microwave kind, so that means that I'd actually have to pop it over the stove, and it just doesn't look like I'm getting any popcorn tonight. Not that I have any right to complain about it, as it's my own personally chosen role of bump-on-a-log that is keeping me from enjoying popcorny goodness right now.

My friends are good, especially when they make me laugh or when they reassure me because I'm worrying about foolish things. And when they invent a way for me to keep my glasses clean without my actually having to clean them. No one has taken care of that last one yet, so if anyone's looking for a way to ingratiate themselves to me, consider yourself pointed in the right direction.

Now I go eat cookies. They require no preparation, and are therefore acceptable bump-on-a-log fare.
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From:butnotdavid
Date:September 21st, 2003 08:43 pm (UTC)
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And when they invent a way for me to keep my glasses clean without my actually having to clean them. No one has taken care of that last one yet, so if anyone's looking for a way to ingratiate themselves to me, consider yourself pointed in the right direction.

easy. much like grandparents and furniture, just keep them covered in plastic. when the plastic gets dirty. get new plastic.
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From:afterknowledge
Date:September 22nd, 2003 01:16 pm (UTC)
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much like grandparents and furniture

You cover your grandparents in plastic? Sick bastard. :)
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From:shaemoh
Date:September 22nd, 2003 03:26 am (UTC)
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I've been trying to come up with a workable way of cleaning my glasses without having to clean them since I was about 10. Oh, wait that's just after I got em...
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