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It is grey and cool and rainy again, but I know that it is June, because the next-door neighbors have put the Hosie Cow in their front yard. I don't know why, as there is no way that they can possibly need to water the lawn, but there's the cow. Standing there.

For those of you who are unfamiliar with the concept of the Hosie Cow, it is a flat cut-out of a cow, a few feet tall, that you stick in the grass. You attach a garden hose to the tail, and when you turn on the hose, the tail thrashes about in all directions, watering the lawn. It looks like this:

The neighbors may have the same last name as us, and they may have a cat with the same name as our cat, but we don't have a Hosie Cow. I'll leave it to you to decide which is the better situation.

Speaking of cows, Rohini, I realized where we went wrong in one part of our conversation at the restaraunt last night. Here's how it should have gone:

Erica: But with Dare, you see, I want it to be in keeping with her normal mode of attack. Whatever happens to be around also becomes a deadly weapon . . . but I don't know what that should be.
Joanna: She could use a cow!
Rohini: Yeah! If cows were made of napalm!

And we missed our chance.
I feel: bovine
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Date:June 18th, 2003 06:52 am (UTC)
I've never seen such a freaking weird contraption in my life. LOL!

(And napalm cows... scary shit, yo. :))
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Date:June 18th, 2003 07:04 am (UTC)
i'm a little glad to say that the napalm cows weren't my idea. for that we have to blame the subconscious mind of afterknowlege. crazy girl.

and i was going to comment to your journal, to the effect that that newspaper article is cool, but i didn't for fear that i would accidentally see spoilers behind the cut tag. and i want them not. so you'll just have to pretend that i commented there.

Also, "Amy surplus stores"? For all those extra girls named Amy that we've got roaming around? heh.
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Date:June 18th, 2003 07:06 am (UTC)


LOL, all that's behind the cut tag is my emotional response to the spoilers, no specifics at all. :) I will pretend you commented there, though, if you like, LOL.

And bwahah, I just edited that, too! Hee. No Amys around there, I don't think. :)
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Date:June 18th, 2003 06:57 am (UTC)
It's cute and tacky at the same time! Impressive! :)
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Date:June 18th, 2003 10:14 am (UTC)


Napalm Cows!!! :) :) :)
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