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Sitting at work. Doing some work. Whee.

Let's play a game. The rules are simple. Do one, some, or all of the following:

-Tell me something true.
-Tell me a lie.
-Ask me a question.
-Direct me to something funny.
-Tell me how great I am.
-Tell me how awful I am.
-Convince me of something.

Basically, the game is "comment to Joanna's journal while she's at work". I know you can do it!
I feel: expectant
I am listening to: Bridget Jones' Diary soundtrack
Tell me a story
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From:wowbagger
Date:May 15th, 2003 08:56 am (UTC)
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* I am wearing pants.
* I am not wearing pants.
* Are you wearing pants?
* Pants!
* You are great because you own pants.
* You suck because you have never written a song about pants.
* PANTS ARE THE CLEAREST SIGN THAT GOD EXISTS
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From:khakipants
Date:May 15th, 2003 09:27 am (UTC)
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*Congratulations!
*I don't believe you!
*As a matter of fact, I am.
*Pants! Ha!
*Why, thank you.
*Well, I can fix that:

"Pants pants pants.
Make me want to dance.
I've never been to France.
But I sure do wear some pants.
Guildenstern and Rosencrantz
Surely did wear pants.
I will take the stance
That we should all wear pants.
Break it down
DO THE PANTS DANCE!!"
*Pants? Really? I'm not convinced.
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From:wowbagger
Date:May 15th, 2003 10:03 am (UTC)
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BREAK IT DOWN! *laughs hysterically*

Dude, c'mon. Remember?

Genesis 2:3;
"And on the middle of the ninth day, God said, 'Let there be pants, so that Adam and Eve may not be nekkid.'"

Of course, I'm reading the Peter Gabriel version of Genesis, which also said that Adam and Eve's children were named Dweezil and Methuselah.
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From:khakipants
Date:May 15th, 2003 12:43 pm (UTC)

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ha! yer a dork!
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From:afterknowledge
Date:May 15th, 2003 08:56 am (UTC)

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We've gotta hold on to what we got. It doesn't really matter if we make it or not. We've got each other, and that's alot... for love. For love.
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From:afterknowledge
Date:May 15th, 2003 08:59 am (UTC)
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Was the previous post something true, a lie, or my/Bon Jovi's attempt to convince you of something?
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From:khakipants
Date:May 15th, 2003 09:29 am (UTC)
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I'm gonna go with the third option here.
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From:tubatic
Date:May 15th, 2003 09:12 am (UTC)

}:^)

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-Wedge Antilles is a playable character in the next Star Wars game on Gamecube
-The Dave and Val Show has a video game in the works, available only on the Atar 2600
-Joanna, what floats your boat?
-If you find violence among Sims funny, look here
-Joanna, you are great. How great? If Great had monumental album that went double platinum that sparked a generation of Great fans, you would be the excelletn follow up album that meets the high expectation set by the first album.
-Joanna, you're awful. No one deserves what you did to that . . .ugh, its too gruesome to detail. I just hope you washed your hands afterwards . . .ugh!
-Joanna, you would absolutely love playing Devil May Cry for Playstation 2. First off, the main character is totally hot. Dante is to women what Lara Croft is to dudes. Totally. There is much animated and somewhat silly violence. Given your not so violent nature, I think you would appreciate the escape it presents. Its not an especially difficult game, though it looks a bit intimidating. There is a fair amount of mental stimulation among the yards of frantic violence, which I think you would appreciate. And, Ms. Smith, there is a large talking spider. All this fun for just $19.99!! You will enjoy it thoroughly.
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From:khakipants
Date:May 15th, 2003 09:36 am (UTC)

Re: }:^)

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-OK, that's just beyond cool. I don't understand the almost universal fondness for Wedge, but I share it.
-Man, I wish that was true.
-It really floats my boat when people refrain from using sayings like "Whatever floats your boat." ;)
-Why, thank you!
-Lies! They've never proved that that was me, and even if I did do it, it was well deserved . . . Uh. Heh.
-A very solid argument. I'm well near convinced.
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From:khakipants
Date:May 15th, 2003 09:38 am (UTC)

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I skipped one!

Sims2 looks way way cool, and I do, in fact, find Sims-violence amusing. Hee.
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From:soupytwist
Date:May 15th, 2003 09:30 am (UTC)
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Politics is the coolest subject ever because I get to watch West Wing as homework and revision.
My shoes are blue.
My room is a mess.
You're absolutely fantasmagorically amazingly brilliant. :)
Have you ever experienced the wonder that is crumpets?
You suck because you don't have a way for me to chat to you.
The Farmer's Almanack of Celebrity Worth!

Heheheheh, now you have to unravel the mystery of which is which...
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From:khakipants
Date:May 15th, 2003 10:02 am (UTC)
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OK, attempted unraveling. You'll have to let me know if I did it right.

-My room is often a mess. However, it is clean now because I spent about 700,000 hours sorting through it and organizing and throwing out lots of stuff including . . .
- . . . my blue shoes. I do have some orange shoes, though.
-I've had "crumpets" from a mail-order catalog (a very good one, granted) over here in the States, and they were tasty and fulfilling, but I have no concept of whether they are at all authentic.
-I just read the audit of Christopher Guest. And the list of unknown X-Men. Made me happy!
-I don't know that anyone's ever used the word "fantasmagorically" to describe me before. That rocks. You rock.
-You're right. I do suck.
-I am jealous beyond all jealousy. Not that I'm in school or anything, but I'm also jealous that you can get TWW on DVD and I can't.
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From:chiroptera
Date:May 15th, 2003 11:39 am (UTC)
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-well.. I found some of THESE to be funny. Especially the Flashdance one. But I'm not sure how trustworthy my sense of humour is after writing about the political mobilizations of women in Chile during the regimes of Allende and Pinochet for the past couple days.........

-Also I have crazy bubble stuff. It's plastic-y or something, you can catch the bubbles and they don't break. I blew some around my room and I had one on my door for 3 days. Now there's an icky plastic-y slime on the door. Good.
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From:khakipants
Date:May 15th, 2003 12:56 pm (UTC)
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No, you're right, those are funny. My favorites are "Flashdance" and "Clear and Present DangerMouse". Tee hee.

And I want some of those bubbles! They are terrible cool, and my room is lacking in the icky plastic-y slime department.
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From:khakipants
Date:May 15th, 2003 12:48 pm (UTC)

Re: Kent, England

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Wish my town had a superhero . . . That would be most excellent.
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From:butnotdavid
Date:May 15th, 2003 09:31 pm (UTC)
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- there are three 50 cent pieces on my desk
- the monkees wrote all their own songs, not just a few on one album.
- where exactly have all the flowers gone? and if you say long time passing...
- here i'm not sure it's funny... but... yeah...
- well, i think yr kinda neat at least. definitely one of the most wonderful people i know and/or have ever taken it upon myself to become acquainted with. yr funny, smart... wow, watch me gush... kinda messy there, isn't it... hmmm...
- well, you suck cos... well... exactly how long has it bloody been since i've last seen you? (or talked to you for that matter...)
- i am not able to convince people of anything, though i might add that there's an ant crawling up your back in the night time, and one day that ant will grow up to be president, and he'll have you to thank, for giving him a back to climb upon when he was campaigning and such.
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From:khakipants
Date:May 18th, 2003 07:48 am (UTC)
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My internet connection at work went out on Friday, so this is done at home:

-You're rich! Well, you're richer in 50-cent pieces than I am, anyway.
-OK, so maybe it's not true, but I love them anyway. And I saw Davey Jones live! I'm a big dork.
-The flowers have gone . . . to . . . um . . . Connecticut. Don't ask me why.
-You're right. I'm not sure that it's funny, but it is more funny than not. And I like it, so that works. Cool.
-Why, thank you! Lots!
-You're right. I suck a lot.
-I'm proud to be such an integral part of ant politics.
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From:butnotdavid
Date:May 19th, 2003 10:14 pm (UTC)

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- well, i don't know about rich. but they're shiny.
- i like the monkees quite a bit myself. i saw davey, mickey and peter live.
- i won't ask, though i imagine it has something to do with insurance.
- i am glad you like it. that site is fun in a kinda bizarre quirky way. probably why i like it.
- you're welcome
- eh, tis alright. just something that ought to be remdied.
- good, though i'd think having ants crawling on you at night might not be the most pleasant thought at the very first.
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From:khakipants
Date:May 18th, 2003 07:51 am (UTC)
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-I'm sorry to hear that. But not as sorry as Conan would be, I'm sure.
-Thanks! It's so cool when people think we're funny. Because we amuse ourselves, but usually other people just sit and look at us like we're crazy. And maybe we are, but we're having more fun than those other people. Ha!
-I really love the idea of weighing a cat in degrees Kelvin. I can't explain why.
-Happy Sunday!
From:lifecerealbox
Date:May 16th, 2003 02:01 am (UTC)
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are you Bananaman?

why am I still up?

I am sick. :(
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From:khakipants
Date:May 18th, 2003 07:52 am (UTC)
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-Shh! We're not supposed to talk about that!
-I'm guessing that you've probably slept a bit since you wrote that. I hope so anyway.
-Stop being sick! Be healthy! Now!
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From:miss_spoon
Date:May 18th, 2003 06:48 pm (UTC)
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-I have a lunch box that looks like a taxi.
-I saw big foot in my garage.
-Do you know the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
-check out homestarrunner.com - it's amusing
-You are great because you are not a flying-jellyfish that can sting people over and over.
-You're awful besause...because....i don't know.
-You should read the new Tom Robbins book...Villa Incognito...I am halfway done right now...and it is better than his last book...it's got some funny stuff in it..
(Tell me a story)
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