(I originally typed "text massages". I don't know how that would work.)
I just made a blender full of strawberry margeritas. I think they turned out very well, aside from the fact that the crushed ice all melted, so they are really watery. But they're plenty strong. I started out by following the recipe in our Complete Bartender's Guide, but the melty ice made that really weak, so my dad and I just opened up the bottles and poured in more liquor until it tasted right.
And now I'm almost done my second glass on an empty stomach.
The sentence that I originally typed in here made absolutely no sense, so I'm going to go set the table for dinner.
Yes. That's a very good idea.