Indiana Joanna (khakipants) wrote,
Indiana Joanna
khakipants
  • Mood: off to work
It would seem that overnight my left index finger has decided that hurting underneath the nail is the hip and stylish thing to do.

"Get with the program, Joanna! Pain," it says, "is the new black!"

"But I'm already wearing the old black!" I respond. "And I don't think it goes well with this new look of grimacing whenever I touch something."

"Whine, whine, whine. New and exciting fashion statements are always met with opposition at first. Just you wait. Pain is in."

I can only hope that my other nine fingers remain traditionalists and refuse to join Left Index in its style revolution.
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