I don't want to go to work.
Please don't make me go to work.
Because I'm doing someone else's job,
Don't have time to do my own.
Someone has a deadline
(Would have been nice to know ahead of time).
"There's no paper in the copier!"
-I think they keep it in the warehouse . . .
"You need to have someone put paper in the copier!"
-Why the hell don't you?
I just want to stay at home
And pet the cat
And play a game
Or watch TV
Or read a book
Or return to bed.